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This is NOT my fault.... I'm really very refined...... yep.. refined...... My neighbor made me do it... She wanted to write it... and my daughter... She wrote "those" verses... and Ron.. He made me post it.... It's not my fault!!.. Not!!... Nope....

A Man Is A Luxury - Not A Necessity

by Nancy Ness

I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
I’ll get one later
If I can.

I do not need
A man at all
I do not need one,
Short or tall.

Not in a house,
Not in a van,
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man.

Not on the couch
Not in my bed
I’d rather sleep
Alone instead

I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
I tried it once ~
He turned and ran

I do not need
One here or there
I do not need
One anywhere

I do not need
A_ _ _ _ing man
There must be
A better plan

Not one at work
Not one at play
I do not need one
Night or day

I’ve said it once
I’ve said it twice
A world without them
Could be nice

Black men, white men,
Men in blue
I am through with
All of you

Even though they
Make me drool
I’m not a fan of
The dating pool

I would not could not
Be a fool
Even for the
Biggest tool

Now thanks to
My new vibrator
You _ _ _ _ing man
I’ll see you later

I’ll try my hardest
Not to care
Even if he stands
There bare!!

I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
That is where my
Plight began

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63 Visitor Comments

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ADRIANA

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melissa

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melissa

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Alle

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cris

i luv this poem! it is so true and it put into words how i feel about guys

esther

man its so awesome! hell true dude! ;)i am going to print this poem for all my male friends, let them realise how useless and needless they are. hahaha

sieda

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Kristy

This poem explains exactly how I feel about the opposite sex. On a scale from 1 to 10, I would give this poem a 12!

Mallory

This poem was very very funny! I would enjoy reading it everyday! GOOD JOB!

Nicole

I loved it. I think every woman has gone through a time in her life when she felt that way, and it was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

Charissa

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Abhishek

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Cassie

omg! this poem is soooo great! i personaly agree. I don't belive I need a _______ man either!LOL!

Melinda

I could have not said it better!

Gina

loved it!

Wendy

I loved it and so will my two single parent daughters who have had their fare share of men to contend with and both agree they are better off without them . I feel they could have written it themselves.

Lil Ladie

every woman has felt this at least once in tere life!

Lil Ladie

every woman has felt this at least once in tere life!

dycarsha

The poem was very cute. I liked it a lot.

This is great! I printed it out for my boyfriend and he was totally threatened. Thanks for a good laugh!

chantel

loved this poem, just about sums up my thoughts at the moment!

Lisa

I want this tattooed on my forehead !

Charlene

hahahaha! that was the funniest poem i ever heard. i dont think i need a ____man either! LoL!

Cece

HAHAHEHEHUHU. U SPEAK MY MIND! THANKS FOR PUTTING IT ON AN UNDERSTANDABLE LANGUAGE!

mary

love it i will send it to my son who loved green eggs and ham

Helan

That is an absolutely brilliant poem. well said that person! :-)

deb

i found this so funny

Kara

That was really funny! Love it, perfect for the ultimate single girl!

LOVED THIS POEM & IT HITS SO CLOSE TO HOME. THANKS

Glori

I really enjoyed this poem. Very funny, true and well written.

missthang

That wuz off glass.

Darlene

My Sentiments Exactly.LOL..Almost peed my pants laughing

Lori

Very funny, and, oh so true!

Monica

hahaha thats got to be one of the best

Felanie

That poem was so ----ing funny. I ----ing loved it!!! Write more ----ing poems.

Lee

cute....

Shari

I love this poem....I'm defiantly keeping this one

Nancy

I really enjoyed this poem, I think alot of women out there have felt the same way at one time or another. Keep up the good work:)

Michelle

This is a great poem. I love it and all women that have had their fill of men will agree! Way to go!!

Nikki

I truly agree with this poem.

Haha

GREAT POEM, My reciently divorced friend will love it.

Kim

That was hilarious. Tell your neighbor, friends, kid, whomever thanks :0)

cheryl

I laughed so hard I cried! My boyfriend,the late great(so he says) boyfriend is seeing someone else! Did I need this!!!I am on my way out the door to buy a vibrator to replace the great(so he says) boyfriend!

Nicole

this was wickedly funny

LORA

IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY TRY READING IT WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT!! IT WAS A HIT DOWN HERE IN TENNESSEE!! LOVE IT!!

jorina

luved it

Shannon

The best Poem I think I have ever heard! I love it and I believe the words to be true!

Tina

This poem is sooooo perfect for my sister who is just recently single again!! She'll love it!!

Buffy

This poem is the funniest poem I've ever read. It kind of reminded me of "Cat In The Hat". I hope to read more poems like this in the future. NICE WORK! :)

veegrl

This was great!!! I loved it!! :-)

Diva

this poem is the $hits!!!!!! the best poem in here!!!!!!

Delores

This is good.Really good.

Caresa

This poem is the funniest poem I have ever read I love it and so do my friends. Keep writing quality poetry like this!!!

offy

i think this poem is so funny i think that its the best funny poem in here .........

Terri

I love this poem! Us lonely independent women need to be reminded sometimes that we DON'T NEED a man

Mary

This poem had me in tears. I love it!!!!

Jeannie

This poem had me laughing my head off! It was hilarious! I sent it to a single girlfriend of mine, because she will appreciate it even more than I did. I've read some of your other work too, and love all them as well, but this one just kept me in stiches! :)

Faye

Yes, Nancy you really are refined?

Aimee

I thought it was really funny. Everything it says is true!

debbie

Great poem. Loved it.

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