Gettin' Caught

by Fred Hobbs

Karen started yawning "Hey Scott, it's time for bed" "You go ahead" he answered "I'll surf the net instead" "You sure love that computer" Concern rose in her voice "But why would you go surfing? You have another choice" "I'll only be a minute I've got some work to do But you know I would rather Just climb in bed with you" So off to bed went Karen And all alone to sleep While Scotty started surfin' And the surf was getting deep Much later she awakened The blankets seemed so hot She felt the space beside her And wondered, where was Scott? "I wonder what he's doing I'm getting up to see He's surely out there dozing I'll tiptoe quietly" The keyboard it was silent The screen tho' flickered bright What was it he was doing In the middle of the night? She crept right up behind him Then peeked around to see And on the screen before her As naked as can be Were two young lovely women Endowed in every way One was named Miss April The other was Miss May "So Scott, what are you watching? " The screen went blank just then "Ah- nothing really honey Just news from CNN" "Oh CNN my eyeball Those girls had nothing on" He said "Oh yes I saw them Their clothing was all gone" "And that fact did concern me It made me wonder when They started going topless On good old CNN" "Why I'll just call the network And make a big complaint" "Don't bother" muttered Karen "Cause foolin' me you ain't" "Those girls were Playboy Bunnies They're different from their peers Aside from wearing nothing They had on floppy ears" "Was that the Playboy website? " Scott said convincingly "Those girls are always naked? ? That's what you're telling me? ? " She raised her hand for silence He knew that he was caught And further explanation Would only get her hot He stood there feeling foolish Uncertain of his fate But she just whispered to him "Let's go, it's getting late" "Just come to bed now Scotty" But know that in this house If you surf the Playboy website You just might lose your mouse"

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